"New Bodybuilding Study on the Benefits of 'Deadlifts'

Deadlifts are a very potential muscle-building exercise, that will rejuvenate your entire physical condition, to a whole new level -- if executed astutely.
Here are some facts, on how Deadlifts can dramatically improve your physical power, to singularly maximized levels:

    Deadlifts Will Quadruple your Natural Testosterone & Growth Hormone Levels each time your subject yourself into this exercise (performed once / or twice a month.)

    Deadlifts Will Increase your Metabolism at Incredibly Fast Rates and Transform Fat into Pure Energy.
    Deadlifts Will help your urination, detoxification, and "gas-liberation" (don't Cackle - it's a fact)...
    Deadlifts Will Enhance your Sexual Performance & Desire, if performed Methodically.
    Deadlifts Can Improve your Lung's Functionality and Heart's Efficiency, Dramatically.
    Deadlifts Will Boost your Immune System to recovering fast from various Illnesses.
    Deadlifts Will make you speedy, powerful, leaner, reactive, energetic...

I lust the feeling of small in duration, highly intensive Deadlifts which successfully force my body, to excrete a constant flow of testosterone, that awakens a voracious beast inside me...
After a 'Deadlift Workout' I can feel my sexuality rise so sky-high... my muscles so engorged, that my poise is automatically triggered and empowered to the absolute maximum.